- O n names for his soon to be born baby: 'My wife thought of Scarlet from 'Gone With The Wind'. I thought of Darth Maul, or maybe President. President Stiller would be a great name.
- T here's more to life than being really, really, really good looking.'
- We covered 'Hey, Jude.' My father panicked, misunderstanding the lyrics and thinking our lead singer was belting out 'Hey, Jew' to a roomful of Holocaust survivors.
- "The last thing I want is to be a 5ft 2 guy walking down the street with a 6ft 2 model. Like, 'Look at me! Look what I can get.