- Youth is a blunder; Manhood a struggle; Old Age a regret.
- My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
- Increased means and increased leisure are the two civilizers of man.
- The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can ever end.
- Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel.
- There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.