Caplin, Alfred G. (Al Capp)
- Abstract art is a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
- Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.
- Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.
- My work is being destroyed almost as soon as it is printed. One day it is being read; the next day someone's wrapping fish in it.
- Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.
- The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else. was to be indifferent to that difference.
- There are certain books in the world which every searcher for truth must know: the Bible, the Critique of Pure Reason, the Origin of Species, and Karl Marx's Capital.
- Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed if necessary.